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• I listen to Justin Bieber.And I like it. FML.

  March 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Spring sports season has started. My drinking days are limited drastically and I can no longer smoke weed. FML>

  March 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:25 pm on March 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    yup

• My shoes have sprouted white fungus, after being soaked in the eco-friendly soy sauce. FML. Fsoy sauce

  February 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • soysauce 12:56 pm on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    It’s called snow, Einstein.

• Today, I finished my stats homework at 1 am. When stapling it, I realized I had done the wrong problems. FML

  February 15, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:25 pm on March 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    stats. woo, hard. complainer.

• I was telling a friend how much “I fucking hated” a certain math professor for screwing up my freshman year only to after saying goodbye to my friend hear said professor say, “Hi (insert my name)!”, walk quickly to catch up to me and then continue to explain to me why he did what he did. FML

  February 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I hooked up with my boyfriend yesterday. There was poop on the sheets. FML.

  February 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I wanted to change my Facebook name so that Assassin people won’t find me. Yet apparently Facebook doesn’t like my new name and rejected the change. FML

  February 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• When I say I’m from Korea, people automatically think North Korea. FML

  February 15, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anon 8:20 am on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    In Amherst? There is actually a decent Korean population…

• Today, I waited for an hour to assassinate my target and right after doing so, I was assassinated. FML

  February 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• physics 24 psets. FML.

  February 10, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:25 pm on February 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    it gets worse. fml

    • stillpesting 11:55 pm on February 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      omg i’m so glad that i’m not the only one getting tortured by it!!!

  • physicshater 5:11 pm on February 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    such a pain in the ass

• I ran out of clean cups today. My roommate didn’t have any either. I ended up drinking soda from a bowl. FML.

  February 9, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Done.it.too. 8:26 am on February 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    LMAO!

• I am the one who lost a textbook last week. The following day I lost my laptop charger. Saturday I lost my mug. Today I lost another textbook. FML

  February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I went to the restroom, pulled down the toilet seat without looking, and sat down. Turns out the person before me had some trouble aiming. FML

  February 9, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:30 pm on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    FYL…LOL

• My only GoodCrush matches are from the gender I’m not oriented towards. FML.

  February 9, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 1:32 am on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    at least you have some matches

  • Anonymous 10:22 am on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    how do you know which gender they’re from

• I’m graduating in 4 months. FML.

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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